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He was impatient, impeccably dressed in a custom navy suit, and draped in the arrogance that comes with a Patek Philippe watch and a complete lack of soul. <\/p>\n<p>He sneered at my battered suitcase, calling it a \u201cgoodwill dump\u201d and reminding me that appearance was everything for his high-stakes meeting with Helios Energy in London.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t argue when he called me frugal or mocked my supposed days of knitting and daytime TV. I didn\u2019t mention that while he was at the gym, I was at the kitchen table orchestrating the maneuvers of Vanguard Holdings, <\/p>\n<p>the shadowy investment firm currently swallowing European tech startups and logistics grids. I simply zipped my bag and followed him to the Uber Black. <\/p>\n<p>He warned me not to \u201chover\u201d around his executive assistant, Tiffany\u2014a twenty-four-year-old whose ambition was as sharp and cold as a scalpel.<\/p>\n<p>At the airport, my phone buzzed with a secure message from my legal counsel. 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I simply looked at the torn paper on the floor and asked the agent to print the ticket for Row 48. 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