Father: \u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny: \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d<\/p>\n
Father: \u201cSo?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny: \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8<\/p>\n
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
If she can\u2019t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n
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Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks.<\/p>\n
After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over $50000. Benjamin was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.<\/p>\n
The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Benjamin said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.<\/p>\n
The warden said \u201csure\u201d and got him a computer.<\/p>\n
A brand new Compaq computer. After a few weeks the warden visitied him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor.<\/p>\n
The warden asked Benjamin what happened. Benjamin said it didn`t work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.<\/p>\n
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. Benjamin said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it.<\/p>\n
Benjamin said, \u201cI hit the escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothin, I am still here. I think I will sue Compaq.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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