Late one night, a very drunk blonde woman stumbled into a crowded bar and slid onto a stool near the counter. Looking completely serious, she waved at the bartender and slurred, \u201cBarfender, I\u2019d like a marhini for my heartburn.\u201d The bartender raised an eyebrow, trying not to laugh, but he mixed her a martini anyway and placed it in front of her. She smiled proudly and took a long sip while the people nearby quietly chuckled.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, she waved him over again. \u201cBarfender,\u201d she said loudly, \u201cI\u2019d like another marhini for my heartburn.\u201d This time the bartender sighed, shook his head, and made the drink anyway. The blonde looked pleased with herself, completely unaware that several customers were now listening closely to the strange conversation unfolding at the bar.<\/p>\n
Not even five minutes passed before she called him over a third time. \u201cBarfender!\u201d she shouted. \u201cOne more marhini for my heartburn!\u201d By now, the bartender had completely lost his patience. He slowly walked around the counter, looked her up and down carefully, and prepared himself to finally correct her once and for all.<\/p>\n
\u201cFirst off,\u201d he said, \u201cit\u2019s bartender, not barfender. Second, it\u2019s martini, not marhini.\u201d The blonde blinked at him in confusion as the entire bar went silent waiting for his next words. Then he pointed downward and added, \u201cAnd third\u2026 you don\u2019t have heartburn. Your boob is sitting in the ashtray.\u201d The entire bar exploded with laughter while the blonde looked down in horror and nearly fell off her stool. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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