A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,”I got an F in math today.”His father replies, ”What happened?”The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”he boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3
’”The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”The boys says, ”That’s exactly what I said!”
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