A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,
“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
And his lovely wife replies,
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,
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